Home Invasion Drills

[ReilleysMom32]

And that's why I left Metairie... there's too many crazy people living out there

 

[CavalryJim]

1) Have gun in hand
2) Fire at said intruder
3) Sic Reilley's ass on said intruder after his/her being disarmed

Well, theoretically, that would be the case. Until I purchase said gun, I've got the alarm set, the field hockey stick by the bed, and Reilley hates people approaching the house. He usually barks and lunges at the door. Although there are probably better ways.

You named your male dog...Reilley?

<southpark>Don't be gay Sparky. Don't be gay.</southpark>

 

[ReilleysMom32]

You named your male dog...Reilley?

<southpark>Don't be gay Sparky. Don't be gay.</southpark>

Yes, I did. it's the Irish-Gaelic way of spelling it:

The boy's and girl's name Reilly \re(il)-ly\ is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "outgoing people". From a different root as the similar-sounding Riley.
Reilly has 1 variant form: Reilley.
Baby names that sound like Reilly are Risly and Rolly.
Reilly is a very rare male first name and a very popular surname (source: 1990 U.S. Census). Displayed below is the baby name popularity trend for the boy's name Reilly. Click here to compare Reilly with related baby names.

Problem? Lol

 

[LACamper]

And that's why I left Metairie... there's too many crazy people living out there

Wait a minute! You left Metairie cause I live there? Is that what you're implying?

 

[ReilleysMom32]

Wait a minute! You left Metairie cause I live there? Is that what you're implying?

No, I had a stalker who knew where I lived. It was really irritating that I couldn't be at the house by myself without him trying to come to the house and calling my one roommate to find out if I was home. That's pretty much why I moved out of there, so that he wouldn't know where I was living anymore.

That, and I absolutely hated the traffic. Now it takes me 18 minutes to get to work and 6 minutes to get to campus

 

[LACamper]

That's not good. Not all the guys in Metairie are crazy, btw (me, well, I'm not crazy BECAUSE I live in Metairie ). I knew someone that had a problem like that when I was at UNO (many years ago). Her dad and her brothers were over one day when this guy came over. She hadn't told them about the problem until he knocked on the door. The three of them pushed the guy around a bit, explained the situation to him, and he never came or even called back. Its a shame, but sometimes that's what it takes...

 

[#1bambam]

No, I had a stalker who knew where I lived. It was really irritating that I couldn't be at the house by myself without him trying to come to the house and calling my one roommate to find out if I was home. That's pretty much why I moved out of there, so that he wouldn't know where I was living anymore.

That, and I absolutely hated the traffic. Now it takes me 18 minutes to get to work and 6 minutes to get to campus

Thats sad RM I would hate to think what would happen if you scared my 23 year old daughter enough to make her move.Just let a slAKer or two know if it happens again.

 

[Manimal]

Thats sad RM I would hate to think what would happen if you scared my 23 year old daughter enough to make her move.Just let a slAKer or two know if it happens again.

We will offer them cookies. Just give us their address, and I'll turn the oven on after I prep the dough...

 

[ReilleysMom32]

It's better now. I moved to a neighborhood with only a few people on my block. Something about the neighborhood getting 8'-12' of water seems to have scared a lot of people off

But in all seriousness, I got really fed up with living out that way. And Reilley didn't have much of a yard. Now he has all of the levees along the lakefront and all of West End to go romp and be a jackass if he wants to

 

[ReilleysMom32]

We will offer them cookies. Just give us their address, and I'll turn the oven on after I prep the dough...

Oo, Oo, I want cookies!! Oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip would be preferred, though

 

[#1bambam]

Oo, Oo, I want cookies!! Oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip would be preferred, though

I dont think you would like Manimals cookies he kneads the dough with his AK butstock.

 

[ReilleysMom32]

I dont think you would like Manimals cookies he kneads the dough with his AK butstock.

Yeah, you're probably right. But we could make a YouTube video and be famous like those girls in FL:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIJ1cVV2qlE

 

[#1bambam]

Yeah, you're probably right. But we could make a YouTube video and be famous like those girls in FL:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIJ1cVV2qlE

We could probably get more money from Americas Funniest video's.

 

[ReilleysMom32]

We could probably get more money from Americas Funniest video's.

I'll take that one. We can shoot a video of Colin using the AK to knead the dough and then Reilley can take a leak on it when it's done

 

[#1bambam]

I'll take that one. We can shoot a video of Colin using the AK to knead the dough and then Reilley can take a leak on it when it's done

Yea but to make it a sure 100,000.00 winner Manimal will have to take a hit or kick in the jewels.

 

[#1bambam]

He could fumbal the AK while kneading the dough and hit himself in the jewels and then when he is on the floor rolling around in pain Reilly can **** on him. A sure winner.

 

[Manimal]

Nah dude, I already had surgery on one of them...y'all can find someone else to take the ball-trauma!

 

[#1bambam]

"things you shouldn't say in public, due to immediate and widespread speculation".

 

[ReilleysMom32]

Note - never eat anything Courtenay makes.

Nah, I'm usually a good cook, as long as I follow the recipe. But I have become a slight expert in dealing with nasty roommates and have learned a few tricks:

Chocolate Ex-lax in the brownies and milk
Visine in their juice
Leaving passive-aggressive notes
Piling their trash/dirty dishes on their bed
Hiding the laundry detergent to prove a point that they don't actually wash their clothes

Those are just a few things I've had to do.

 

[Manimal]

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