flamatrix99
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Oh me too! BTW: It was good to see Cassie again.
She had fun and learned a few things... She wants to stick with it. She was like one of the kids saving her targets and bringing them home.
How to break the news?
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She had fun and learned a few things... She wants to stick with it. She was like one of the kids saving her targets and bringing them home.
I freaking LOVED those targets.
Tell her you need to have a serious talk. Once youve gotten her attention calmly tell her you are in love with another women and are getting a divorce.
A split second before he explodes laugh and say you were kidding and that you just wanted to show there are worst things than you could have done than buy a new gun.
I am not liable for what may happen next though
A split second before he explodes laugh and say you were kidding and that you just wanted to show there are worst things than you could have done than buy a new gun.
I am not liable for what may happen next though
My wife still jokes about her $1700 candle. We were in Bowie Outfitters when she came running up with a woodwick candle in a scent she "couldnt find anywhere else." She asked,"can I get this?" I held up a PS90 and asked,"can I have this?" We both got what we wanted.
WOW! I think i peed in my pants reading half these post, this is great lol. This forum really needs a "like" button.
I dont see it being a problem seeing as i just got a new job making right at 3-5 times more than i make now, so essentially i bought myself a "good job" gift. Ill just wait until
that first check comes in and i hear "Thats great, we should treat ourselves" i will then proceed to treat her to dinner at Texas de Brazil, where i will tell her that i already treated myself. I figure its a fancy restaurant, she cant get all loud and such. If that doesn't work, ill tell her to pay the mortgage, or car note lol
I dont see it being a problem seeing as i just got a new job making right at 3-5 times more than i make now, so essentially i bought myself a "good job" gift. Ill just wait until
that first check comes in and i hear "Thats great, we should treat ourselves" i will then proceed to treat her to dinner at Texas de Brazil, where i will tell her that i already treated myself. I figure its a fancy restaurant, she cant get all loud and such. If that doesn't work, ill tell her to pay the mortgage, or car note lol
CUJOHUNTER
EARPLUGS??
My wife is oblivious to what I own....actually,she doesn't care. She has what she has and that's all she'll keep track off. She can't keep up with me and she quit doing that a long time ago. As long as the elusive "gun money" doesn't run out and I don't start tapping the general account,she won't know or care what I do. Now,if you're wife is like mine....why bother telling her at all?
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2011Corvette
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If you have to worry about her finding out you bought a new gun then that means you don't own enough guns yet. I do have a good wife and she doesn't say much when I buy a new one. Truth is she doesn't know the difference in a 'new gun' and one that I have had for years.
Specularius
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The problem arrises when you have to bring in another, much larger safe because the previous safe is full. 
Or you agree not to buy more until you've bought a second safe and then her short butt finds a chair and looks ontop of the fridge one day and finds the 6 or 7 more you've bought with reciepts and dates ....The problem arrises when you have to bring in another, much larger safe because the previous safe is full.
Not toast, but the recipient of annoyed petulance... which is just as bad.
Actually, Tom called 9mm ".380 Long Rifle", and I had an aneurysm right there. She thought about it all week-end, apparently...
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From two ladies! I would have been ticked to have to explain to a Scottish spitfire why I had her gun.
