If this is that, what is this?

[Slipknot]

As a traveler, I've acquired some weird items, what is item #2?

#1

#2

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[Whitebread]

No eye deer.

But those Seniorita chips are some of my favorite.

 

[Whitebread]

#1 reminded of a buckskin shifter knob. Thats like a hill billy right of passage.

 

[Metryshooter]

#2 looks like some kind of bone with a flat wire wound around it.

 

[HogHunter1203]

#2 = os penis, most likely from a bear

 

[Bigchillin83]

nothing says fun like Seniorita chips ,weird leather sac, coon dick bone and a pistol on the table, looks like my kinda party

 

[Bigchillin83]

lol it is kinda big for a coon dick

 

[US Infidel]

I'm thinking it's the penis of some poor unfortunate dickless critter.

 

[themcfarland]

elephant penis bone or perhaps bison.. . the roo sack is everywhere as a novelty.

 

[DuckYou]

Yeah, Coon dicks are often split and polished into *Tennessee Tooth Picks"

 

[BlueShamu]

Definitely a bear pecker.....I have two of them....minus the spiral ribs for her pleasure.

 

[Rhandhali]

The second one Is called a baculum. Penis bone is just about right. No idea what it's from. The Alaska natives used to use walrus bacula as war clubs. Hell of a way to die; if you're ever in Fairbanks you'll probably see a guy on the street somewhere selling them along with skulls and other bits and pieces of Arctic creatures.

Kangaroo scrota are everywhere in Oz. buddy of mine has a bottle opener made out of one. Only game meat I've ever seen in the grocery store.


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[TheFinalWizard]

First one's a sack warmer. Second can be repurposed as a prison shank.

 

[BlueShamu]

One of the two I have... The bigger one.

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[Slipknot]

You guys are awesome. ..it's a bear penis....

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[Drummy]

I guess I'm missing something, so why would anyone want to own an animal penis?

 

[AustinBR]

I guess I'm missing something, so why would anyone want to own an animal penis?

Ditto. I can say I have no desire to own any animal bones or appendages.

 

[Slipknot]

I guess I'm missing something, so why would anyone want to own an animal penis?

It was a gift...I like odd ****
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Why wouldn't you want to own a bear penis?



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[BlueShamu]

I guess I'm missing something, so why would anyone want to own an animal penis?

Because bears don't have antlers?


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[Slipknot]

Because bears don't have antlers?


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Or taste good, you forgot that....but they do make sweet rugs.

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