I'm Gonna be Frickin Rich!!!

[LCPL 4]

Seems my new buddy Michael Kijana in Kenya who works at a bank has recently discovered that poor old Dr. Edward Fore has passed away and left a large sum of money with no heirs. I just need to send him my telephone number in an email and we'll discuss how I can "inherit" about 30% of it.

Oh wait, in all the excitement I just noticed I'm supposed to keep this in confidence. Pretend you never saw his name.

 

[S&W4ME]

Funny you mention that as I was recently notified that the Kenyan government owes me a huge tax refund. Funny as I've never been to or paid taxes in Kenya but it was in an email so it must be true. If you want I will pick up your check when I get mine.

 

[dougstump]

I got an email last week saying I had won the national lottery in Nigeria. All I needed to do was give them my bank account & SSAN to get the hundred million dollars. I never entered a lottery, but I figured my ex-wife did, so I gave them all her information. Did I do wrong?

 

[S&W4ME]

I got an email last week saying I had won the national lottery in Nigeria. All I needed to do was give them my bank account & SSAN to get the hundred million dollars. I never entered a lottery, but I figured my ex-wife did, so I gave them all her information. Did I do wrong?

Yeah you did. You should have given them my ex-wife's information

 

[JWG223]

Obviously they meant to dial/e-mail the Oval Office.

 

[hdfinder47]

I used to give them the number for the FBI and tell them I was Jay Edgar Hoover, Director of the Federal Bank of Iberia (FBI) and to call and insist to talk to me personally no matter what my "secretary" said. Got some really funny responses (and death threats).

 

[oleheat]

Ever browse the forum called 419eater.com?

They have some rather hilarious pics & stories about getting even with international scammers.


Yeah- these "credentials" look legit.

 

[Mjolnir]

Ask to be paid in gold bullion and for them to arrange delivery for a modest fee paid in bonds.

They'll move on...

 

[jdessell]

Chris Hansen has been all over the African scammers. It's his new gig.

 

[W1nds0rF0x]

You didn't read my threat from the FBI director in the other thread did you?

 

[LCPL 4]

Sorry, I missed that one. I must have been messaging my "Uncle Eddie" at the time.

 

[CEHollier]

Have him email you a video of good faith. Something like him wacking off in a coffee cup.

 

[W1nds0rF0x]

http://www.bayoushooter.com/forums/showthread.php?86276-Looks-like-I-m-rich-so-see-ya-chumps!

I posted copies of my recent threat letters from TEH EFF BEE EYEZ!!!