I've found Jesus

[Splash]

....he works for Rockwell Automation tech support.

 

[SpeedRacer]

First question: "Why are we here?"

 

[SeventhSon]

Well... What did you ask him?

 

[oleheat]

There's three of us currently viewing this. Surely we can come up with a respectful way to get tonight's winning Powerball Numbers from Jesus.....That'd be a little over $33-1/2 million each, people.....

 

[spanky]

My first message would have been "Are you always listening?"

 

[brfd557]

ummm 4 ways

 

[brfd557]

damn 6 ways!

 

[oleheat]

Aww what the hell. There's enough to go around. That'd buy a lot of hardware!

 

[Baldrik78]

I was expecting a picture of a peice of toast.

 

[richardbeater]

7 now i talk

 

[Paintball]

First question: "Why are we here?"

You were created for the pleasure of God.

 

[Gus McCrae]

I want in!

 

[machinedrummer]

I would ask him, "Where will I be when I die"? Then I would never go there.

 

[Dustin-R]

My Question - Is it fired or unfired NIB ?

 

[oleheat]

I want in!

Consider it done~!

 

[oleheat]

I would ask him, "Where will I be when I die"? Then I would never go there.

I think you just started a good script for an episode of "The Twilight Zone"...

 

[machinedrummer]

My Question - Is it fired or unfired NIB ?

There is an AR in the classifieds that reads unfired and something like never chambered. Hmmmmm.. then how would one know if it even functions?

 

[deafdave3]

My first question, always has been and is always unanswered, "why am I deaf?"

 

[fastmover]

Why is there suffering in the world if you are truly omnipotent?

or for Jesus:

¿Por qué hay sufrimiento en el mundo si es verdad omnipotente?

 

[Paintball]

http://www.gotquestions.org/God-heal-amputees.html

Dave3, fastmover and anyone interested. Above is a good website with answers to most of your questions.