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  • Heartless

    I get off on the pain.
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    Sep 8, 2012
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    Marrero, LA
    I'll start,

    Three hillbillies are sitting around talking about their wives
    one day.

    First hillbilly says, "My wife's so stupid, she bought a new
    washer and dryer and we don't even have electricity!"

    Second hillbilly says, "Aww, that ain't nothin'! My wife's so
    stupid she bought a new dishwasher and we don't have runnin'
    water!"

    Third hillbilly says, "That ain't nothin'! I looked in my
    wife's purse yesterday and she bought a whole bunch of
    condoms, and she ain't got no dick!"
     

    pepe lepew

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    Jan 11, 2011
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    Baton Rouge, LA.
    Top Ten Country & Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
    And the Number One Country & Western song is...
    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
     
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