My daughter.....

[deafdave3]

My Daughter
My daughter just walked into the living room and said:

"Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw

all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo,

iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car,

take my front door key and throw me out of the house".




Well, she didn't actually put it like that... She said...


















"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

 

[dustyk70]

Dave, that was good. But I am sorry for your situation...

 

[whbonney26]

This a joke?

 

[Guate_shooter]

"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

DUDE thats good she might be the new owner of the towns gas station/carwash/tire place OR Laundry Mat.

Neva know

 

[deafdave3]

This a joke?

I meant it as a joke, but everyone has different taste. If it offended you, sorry.

 

[irishredhead]

DUDE thats good she might be the new owner of the towns gas station/carwash/tire place OR Laundry Mat.

Neva know

dont forget subway!

 

[deafdave3]

DUDE thats good she might be the new owner of the towns gas station/carwash/tire place OR Laundry Mat.

Neva know

Now, THAT'S funny right there!

 

[whbonney26]

I meant it as a joke, but everyone has different taste. If it offended you, sorry.

Didnt offend me.

I was just hoping for your sake that it was not true.

 

[bravo3]

same here, was really hoping it wasn't true, but didn't wanna open a can of worms man

 

[oleheat]

Nonsense. They're just like we are!

 

[bronzdragon]

Wow, you had me flashing forward a few years and picturing a situation...my daughter is 12.

I knew some girls in college that went out with a few guys from the Middle East and I'll just say that these guys didn't exactly treat their women good.

~rc~

 

[JustinB]

Dear God, please please give me sons.

 

[bravo3]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjO9kX4npVY[/ame]

me too man, im praying when the time comes to have a son

 

[Renegade]

I was starting to feel very sorry for you... glad it is a joke!!!

 

[Guate_shooter]

Wow, you had me flashing forward a few years and picturing a situation...my daughter is 12.

I knew some girls in college that went out with a few guys from the Middle East and I'll just say that these guys didn't exactly treat their women good.

~rc~

AGREED

I know 2 of pretty good, they are owners of several gas stations and restaurants in the area, this guys are GUARANTEED to bring the party with them anywheres they go, both have GF's but the Gf's know they mess around and they dont care to be treated like trash as long as they guys pay their bills (cars, house and boobs, etc etc etc).

I guess when you have that much money the sky is the limit, I would never know I was born poor hehehe

 

[RobFMJ]

Dear God, please please give me sons.

This

 

[deafdave3]

Looks like quite few folks here took me seriously. I really apologize everyone. Perhaps I should have clarified or posted it in a different way. But honestly, its all a joke.

Sorry, folks.

 

[Tadpole]

I'm offended

 

[kcinnick]

I'm offended

I'm offended your offended.

 

[Hitman]

Didnt offend me.

I was just hoping for your sake that it was not true.

LOL! Now that's funny!