Now This is Scary and Hilarious!

[Emperor]

Look at his excuse!

http://theadvocate.com/home/1838343-125/man-arrested-in-kidnap-attempt.html

 

[I.B. Pimpin]

Look at his excuse!

http://theadvocate.com/home/1838343-125/man-arrested-in-kidnap-attempt.html

What? You don't believe him?

 

[edman87k5]

Too bad his hands didnt get duct taped to the bumper so she could drive around for a while!

 

[swamper]

Talandis Cotton denied any wrongdoing to police officers Tuesday, saying he was getting hand tools in the trunk when the lid closed on him, police said.

Happens to me all the time.

 

[Emperor]

Happens to me all the time.

Hmmmmm; come to think of it........

 

[LongGoneDays]

Sure why not, throw an excuse up there. Maybe you'll get lucky and get a public defender that can win the hearts and minds of a jury.

 

[YoungGunner86]

So are they required to put "police said" at the end of every other sentence?

 

[mikepizz]

I'm sure glad she got a protective order. They work so well.

 

[JBP55]

So are they required to put "police said" at the end of every other sentence?

That is what newspapers do rather than quote everything and say Johnny Buck said only once.