Pillow fights ends with arrest

[Vermiform]

Good question. Let's say 5ft 2ish, dirty blonde with bright green eyes. Do you arrest her for battery? :P Haha

Is her name Lisa or Destiny?

 

[WOLFIE]

I would have backed up and once I realized there was nothing but fluff in the pillow, I would have told him politely to not do that to police officers.

 

[Gator 45/70]

I would have Tazed the ignorant bastard, Then I would stuff the pillows on each side of the twerp...and taze him again !!!

 

[JNieman]

I think a lot of this place is just allergic to fun.

 

[Jack]

Good question. Let's say 5ft 2ish, dirty blonde with bright green eyes. Do you arrest her for battery? :P Haha

No, you batter that one back...

 

[Vermiform]

No, you batter that one back...

What if she is a slightly overweight red head with low self esteem and may or may not have at one time lived in a trailer park?

 

[Bosco]

I think a lot of this place is just allergic to fun.

Well you gotta keep your head on a swivel bro. Never know if the pillow is actually stuffed with C4 and the perp is only swinging it at you to distract you long enough to convert you to islam.

 

[SVT]

lol....would not arrest....would also not advise participation as an officer.

 

[Jack]

What if she is a slightly overweight red head with low self esteem and may or may not have at one time lived in a trailer park?

Why would your sister he attacking me with a pillow?

 

[SVT]

ha

 

[whitsend]

Talk about a bunch of fuddy duddies here.

I think a lot of this place is just allergic to fun.

^this

Have you had a pillow fight lately? If not, you won't understand. Pillow fights are the epitome of fun!

^ And this.

I'm 40 years old and have volunteered at kids summer camps (ages 8-11) for 5-6 years.
It is a blast pillow fighting with those kids.

Even my 13 and 14 year old sons still like to pillow fight with my wife and I some times.

 

[RedStickChick]

Good question. Let's say 5ft 2ish, dirty blonde with bright green eyes. Do you arrest her for battery? :P Haha

Hahahaha

 

[oleheat]

Seeing as this is something only a goofball would do, the cop did right to cuff him at least while he sorted things out.

 

[SVT]

Seeing as this is something only a goofball would do, the cop did right to cuff him at least while he sorted things out.

that's definitely reasonable

 

[Pas Tout La]

Have you had a pillow fight lately? If not, you won't understand. Pillow fights are the epitome of fun!

You sir have the right idea!

I think a lot of this place is just allergic to fun.

That's what I'm thinking.

Good question. Let's say 5ft 2ish, dirty blonde with bright green eyes. Do you arrest her for battery? :P Haha

Hahahaha

He wouldn't be describing you by any chance?! Lol.

What if she is a slightly overweight red head with low self esteem and may or may not have at one time lived in a trailer park?

My dream woman!

 

[RedStickChick]

You sir have the right idea!



That's what I'm thinking.





He wouldn't be describing you by any chance?! Lol.



My dream woman!

Hahahahahahahahahaha. I hope not.

I'm taller, blonder and blue eyes.

Oh, and never been arrested

 

[Vermiform]

Why would your sister he attacking me with a pillow?

You need to call her back. You are going to make her self esteem worse than it already is.

 

[jmcrawf1]

You need to call her back. You are going to make her self esteem worse than it already is.

If your sister's self esteem is low because Jack won't call her back then she is beyond hope. Poor girl....

 

[AustinBR]

You need to call her back. You are going to make her self esteem worse than it already is.

LMAO!

 

[oleheat]