politics funny

[TowTruck]

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.'
'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her folks still aren't talking to me.

 

[jajbs920]

Amazing!!!!!!

 

[spanky]

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.'
'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her folks still aren't talking to me.

 

[Cajun_Chuck]

I've read that one before! I LOVED IT!!

 

[CajunTim]

If you fed the homeless to the hungry wouldn't that solve two problems at once?

 

[Manimal]

If you fed the homeless to the hungry wouldn't that solve two problems at once?

+1

 

[jayd]

 

[Bayoupiper]

If you fed the homeless to the hungry wouldn't that solve two problems at once?

*rimshot*

 

[GunAddict]

If you fed the homeless to the hungry wouldn't that solve two problems at once?

Hmmm...soylent green.....

 

[SimonJester308]

If you fed the homeless to the hungry wouldn't that solve two problems at once?

I am so getting a bumper sticker maker.

 

[Conceyted]

I am so getting a bumper sticker maker.

Lmao