Stimulus Package

[Tadpole]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer
rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an
"Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for
the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.

 

[headspace]

Awesome.
FYI, them prayer rugs make a nice door mat.

Uh, I'll trade ya some BK free drink coupons for them KFC ones..

 

[jimdana1942]

USPS just dropped mine off. Used jar of vaseline, uh korn kob, watermelon seed with spit on it, Eric Holder for Pres. bumber sticker, 8x10 glossy of Michelle without make up, 2 used rolls of white house toilet paper, and 6 ounces of used chewing gum.

 

[Tadpole]

USPS just dropped mine off. Used jar of vaseline, uh korn kob, watermelon seed with spit on it, Eric Holder for Pres. bumber sticker, 8x10 glossy of Michelle without make up, 2 used rolls of white house toilet paper, and 6 ounces of used chewing gum.

Durn, things are changing, last I heard, Eric Holder was slated to be appointed to the Supreme Court during the second term.

 

[Yrdawg]

USPS just dropped mine off. Used jar of vaseline, uh korn kob, watermelon seed with spit on it, Eric Holder for Pres. bumber sticker, 8x10 glossy of Michelle without make up, 2 used rolls of white house toilet paper, and 6 ounces of used chewing gum.

That alone makes me shake like a chihuaha crappin a clothes pin...that's one butt ugly wench

When she walks she reminds me of National Geographic movies of sasquatch