The Most Comfortable Holster You Can Buy

[dawg23]

I'm not sure where to post this since it is sort of a commercial announcement. But with the help of some investors (who are avid supporters of our Second Amendment rights) I have developed the ultimate holster --- The Hip Slip.

The Hip Slip is the most comfortable holster you will ever own. In fact, our lifetime warranty includes this promise -- If you ever find a more comfortable way to carry, you get your money back and we will buy you any holster that you choose, from any manufacturer.

The Hip Slip is suitable for open carry or concealed carry, and no modification is needed to swap from one mode of carry to the other.

I am posting this special offer for members of Bayou Shooter.com, before I make the holster available to the general public. Any member in good standing gets a 20% discount, and site sponsors get a 30% discount. If you want to organize a group purchase, and order a minimum of 75 Hip Slips, the discount will be 40%.

The retail price before discounts are applied is $83.17 (US) for standard black, blue, and brown colors. Camo (Realtree, Mossy Oak, et al) Hip Slips will cost $96.83 (US). We think the initial production runs will sell out fast, so get your orders in as soon as you can.

To place your order, contact us at our international sales office (toll charges may apply): 72-306-467-HIPSLIP

 

[kcinnick]

Is that a slipper?

 

[chad]

Can't wait to order. Can one be ordered in pink to fit a desert eagle?


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[kcinnick]

Can't wait to order. Can one be ordered in pink to fit a desert eagle?


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At Walmart in the shoe department. Probably could even get camo pink.

 

[macmail]

Since I can't stand to go into Walmart, I may have to order from Dawg.

 

[RM Holsters]

That's hilarious! I may have to start selling them also. I wonder if there is a saggy pants model?

 

[chootem]

That's hilarious! I may have to start selling them also. I wonder if there is a saggy pants model?

Sure there is... Just buy it 10 sizes to big just like saggy pants!!

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Does it come with the FDE duty belt pictured ?

 

[nickatnite]

Will these be for sale at the next training class at the LOCO Academy?

 

[Don Howard]

the guy's belly with the fat belt is pure win. :-)

 

[kcinnick]

Any holster from any manufacturer... surely if I buy 40 or so, if they all aren't comfortable, I can get 40 replacements?

If thats the case, I'll bring a check to lunch next week.

Paul

I can cut Dawg a deal in the replacements.

 

[dawg23]

Will these be for sale at the next training class at the LOCO Academy?

Every student who completes our rigorous traing program receives two Hip Slips at our graduation ceremony.

 

[dawg23]

Any holster from any manufacturer... surely if I buy 40 or so, if they all aren't comfortable, I can get 40 replacements?

Paul

Oh ye of little faith. Not a single customer has ever requested a refund.

 

[Leonidas]

Oh ye of little faith. Not a single customer has ever requested a refund.

Has a single customer ever bought one?

 

[dawg23]

Has a single customer ever bought one?

That is a very cruel, petty, mean spirited, spiteful question.

 

[Leonidas]

That's me. Ask around.

 

[dawg23]

That's me. Ask around.

The operator on that "steam roller" looks a lot like (and behaves a lot like) my wife.

 

[Leonidas]

You probably think that's just a smiley. Its actually video of my wife. They must be sisters.

 

[dawg23]

You probably think that's just a smiley. Its actually video of my wife. They must be sisters.

I guess it's possible that they are sisters now.

But prior to my wife's sex change operation they would have been brother & sister.

 

[Spent Brass]

So would I get any trade in credit on my crossbreed?