I like Dawn soap, but I always dry mine before reassembly...
seriously, unemployment is a terrible thing... some people have WAY more spare time than they need. I may have bought off on the deodorant, but the toothpaste isn't doing the striker action any favors.
what he REALLY needs to be doing is hitting that tub with some Scrubbing Bubbles and bleaching that grout. That bathroom is NASTY!