Things you'll never hear in a western movie..........

[LaBelle]

Okay, maybe that needs to be changed to.......Things you SHOULD never hear in a western movie! (you know, after that one movie.....)



“I reckon I’ll have me a half-caff double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”

“Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”

“Can we postpone this duel until 12:05? I gotta use the little boys’ room!”

“INJUNS! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!”

“Ya know, Badlands Pete—a roaring fire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you & me...What say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?”

“Guns? We don’t need no stinkin’ guns!”

“Let’s see...hardtack & pemmican….that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”

“You & Slim round up them strays and I’ll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and fondue.”

“That’s him! That’s the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!”

“He was a strong man, a good marshal, and had a keen eye for interior decoration.”

“Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?”

“It’s like I keep telling ya Earl: Men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.”

“HANG’EM HIGH, BOYS!.....Okay, now a little to the left….
Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!”

 

[dougstump]

What was the line we always wanted the Lone Ranger say?

"He won't tell us where the outlaws hideout is. Scalp him Tonto!"

"Mmmm Kemosabe"

 

[JR1572]

I would love a western movie with a dialogue similar to "Deadwood".

JR1572

 

[hunter5567]

Why did Tanto kill the Lone Ranger? He found out Kimosabe meant chicken c.hit

 

[Bullwinkle]

Ya know, Badlands Pete—a roaring fire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you & me...What say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?

Sounds like a line from Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Rebeldave]

Why did Tanto kill the Lone Ranger? He found out Kimosabe meant chicken c.hit

you do know that's what tonto called the lone ranger

 

[Vermiform]

I would love a western movie with a dialogue similar to "Deadwood".

JR1572

DEADWOOD FTMF WIN!

My favorite scene was one where Al Swearengen and Wu were trying to communicate with each other about some opium thieves.

NSFW LANGUAGE!

 

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[JWG223]

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[Gus McCrae]

I would love a western movie with a dialogue similar to "Deadwood".

JR1572

That should be easy. Take any dialog and just add the word "C--- Sucker" at least once in every sentence. Bonus points for more than once.