This is what's wrong with america

[Cocked]

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/102779854.html

We are without a doubt a drive-thru nation. People don't even get off their asses to rob a bank?

 

[Speedlace]

He was so lazy, he could take the time to make a good looking bomb.

Two strips of electrical tape isn't scaring anyone.

Deputies arrest man they say tried to rob bank with fake bomb

BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) - Investigators say a Denham Springs man used a fake bomb when he tried to rob a bank Monday morning.

According to reports, Louis Allen Jr., 43, went through the drive-thru and passed a note to tellers demanding money shortly before 10 a.m. at the Whitney National Bank in the 6000 block of Jones Creek. He also allegedly showed a cardboard box, claiming it was a bomb.

Allen was arrested without incident and charged with attempted armed robbery, fake explosive device and communicating a false threat of arson.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=13143788

 

[Hardballing]

Where is it written that you have to be even halfway smart to be a criminal?

But this is pretty lazy/lame I have to admit.

 

[charliepapa]

I still like the one Paul Harvey reported years ago. The robber was so stupid that he wrote his demand note on the back of one of his own deposit slips while he was waiting in line. He was promptly arrested at his residence.

 

[Speedlace]

a photo of our criminal mastermind.

 

[glimmerman]

Notice how one ear sticks out a little more than the other.......

 

[LACamper]

I still like the one Paul Harvey reported years ago. The robber was so stupid that he wrote his demand note on the back of one of his own deposit slips while he was waiting in line. He was promptly arrested at his residence.

I like that. Just tell the teller to deposit the money you stole into your account...

 

[CEHollier]

Better to remain silent and have people wonder if you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove any doubt. He even looks dumb.

 

[dogbaron]

A possible candidate for the Darwin Awards?

 

[3axap]

When you don't have a getaway driver, you get stupefyingly creative

 

[Mjolnir]

I like that. Just tell the teller to deposit the money you stole into your account...

Brilliant!

 

[Yrdawg]

a photo of our criminal mastermind.

I think thats Tony Stewart....he ain't really been in the money lately