Was looking for a handout, now looking for just a hand.

[stormrider54]

http://now.msn.com/now/0225-no-hand-insurance-claims.aspx

I guess a finger doesn't pay enough.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

holy sh*t, i recently got the end of my middle finger torn off, and that alone was horrible. Theres no way in hell you could pay me to cut my damn hand off.

 

[CEHollier]

Not no but Hell no!

 

[cajun 22]

Why does the sound of banjos come up in the back of my mind and the line "hold my beer".