What can your pet do?

[flamatrix99]

One of our dachshunds can snore like a lumberjack...

 

[Hitman]

Get a duck wing or goose wing and hold it at the bottom of the pool...I'm sure he will get it for you...ccc

Cool idea, I know it's possible, I've seen it too.

I've also seen some cool pictures of water intro's with their eyes open.

Here's one

 

[Gator 45/70]

Ha...Look's like my dog...ccc

Also i would tie a Kapok ? dummy to my offshore rod and cast it at least 75 yds...and send the dog after it...

Take in the slack and jerk it away from the dog a time or two...Make her think it's a wounded duck...

Watch out for Gator's though !!!

 

[MyTFAL]

I have one of the coolest dogs ever, She is a 3 yr old Jack Russel, she knows several commands, can be walked with out a leash, she sits, plays dead(point your finger at her and go bang),rolls over, closes drawers that are left open, walks for very long distances on her hind legs. She will hang out in the pool on her little surfboard, and I have to admit loves me more than any other women ever has, except maybe my mother, and even that is a close one,....................

I think if a professional trainer got a hold of her she could be taught advanced tricks, the tricks she knows now, she learned in minutes with my dumb ass teaching her.
I believe she has a higher IQ than at least 3 of the neighbor kids.

 

[troy_mclure]

My hamster can be ancient and fit around 3lbs of food in her mouth.

 

[zivadog]

Zivadog (standard poodle) did fetch me beers untill we got a new double door frig. Now she can't get her nose in between the doors anymore .........

 

[Gus McCrae]

I have three cats. They sleep, eat, tell you when they are hungry...... one of them catches and eats bugs. That's about it. They are funny little creatures though. I guess they are good at making us laugh.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

mine is a pit, and can climb trees, and catch squirrels. Squirrels dont come in the back yard anymore, the stick to the fence, and trees.

 

[Pacioli]

Takes big dumps.

You don’t take a ****, you leave a ****. That’s the whole idea! To leave it!
George Carlin

 

[thatguy]

I have a bird that whistles the Andy Griffith song and square dances.

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

I have one that conveniently shits on the floor... Without having to be told, even... (*^&(&%*&^(*&+^

 

[lilshaunsdad]

My wife has a cat (I don't claim the pos) that can just meow and **** me off more than anything else in this world!

 

[Captain_Morgan]

This is Stella. We taught her lots of tricks when she was younger, but now a days she's just lazy. She's the most spoiled dog in the world.

This is George. Sometimes, we're not sure if he's smart or dumb as a brick. Mostly, he's just stubborn. His talents include killing squirrels and possums, but he can be an absolute wuss.