What he actually said...

[Paintball]

My Son is Moving Out
Last night, my son walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel
my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my sports gear to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. Oh, and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, he didn't put it quite like that.
What he actually said was...
"Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."

 

[Spent Brass]

LMAO. You did tell him that was a declaration of war, right?

 

[Emperor]

If my kid said that to me, and was serious; I would sit him down and ask him to explain to me what "True" Liberaism was. As soon as he said, what all the "Phony" Liberals often spout; which is the antithesis of "True" Liberalism, I would then ask him what drugs he is on.

Then, I would kill him!

 

[RyanW]

I got a few shovels you can borrow, I'll help dig the hole. Our aliby will be that we were at the range all day.

 

[RisingRebel]

OK -My ribs hurt now!

 

[RisingRebel]

If my kid said that to me, and was serious; I would sit him down and ask him to explain to me what "True" Liberaism was. As soon as he said, what all the "Phony" Liberals often spout; which is the antithesis of "True" Liberalism, I would then ask him what drugs he is on.

Then, I would kill him!

My kids would never have that conversation - My kid knows to never use dirty language in front of me.

 

[jjss]

well, if your daughter ends up on the pole, she might be smart one.

 

[Nomad.2nd]

If I added a moron like that to the gene pool I'd feel it was my duty to act as a lifeguard!

 

[Sin-ster]

Someone with that mentality quickly shifts gears when tossed to the real world.

It's absolutely fantastic to watch a lot of college grad liberals change their tune within a year or two of their "release into the wild".

And THIS city (NOLA) can make a staunch conservative out of the most bleeding heart liberal most ricky-tick.

 

[cookiemonster]

My Son is Moving Out
Last night, my son walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel
my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my sports gear to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. Oh, and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, he didn't put it quite like that.
What he actually said was...
"Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."

This is the joke of the day, right?

 

[Paintball]

This is the joke of the day, right?

absolutely I don't have a son.

 

[SirIsaacNewton]

I told my dad if Mitt Romney won the GOP I would vote for Obama because he would destroy our economy quicker allowing us to get on with the rebuilding process. He went to back hand me but refrained...

 

[edman87k5]

You forgot to add:" but he didn't say much afterward because it is hard to talk after being punched in the throat!"

 

[Countryman]

Consider the rest of his year a total waste, more productive raising chia pets IMO

 

[LjDoIron]

To everyone that wore your LSU shirts for the BCS championship game and then wore your Saints shirts for the divisional playoff game. PLEASE wear your obama shirts on election day.

 

[Mjolnir]

To everyone that wore your LSU shirts for the BCS championship game and then wore your Saints shirts for the divisional playoff game. PLEASE wear your obama shirts on election day.

That just ain't right...