Why does this stupid behavior **** me off?

[laboy]

TRIVIALITY - JUST BITCHING

My time is ONLY important to me- I KNOW!
...BUT!... when I'm in a hurry, why am I (almost) always behind one of these stupid A..H...'s?
Have you put up w/ this?

Gas line at Sam's. Sit in a line of 5-8 vehicles waiting for pump access. AH immediately ahead gains access ... been sitting there, at least 5 minutes, heavily "flows" out the door and waddles to the gas pump... then digs for wallet, or the purse, for cards needed to buy gas. Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?!

Surprise! It's their turn! WTF they doin' while waiting? Removing excess navel lint?

Same thing in grocery checkout line. Fat ass broad with a double cart load ( no offense - could be slim, ugly, attractive... or "other" gender) hawkishly watches cashier SCAN EVERY ITEM (the computer may be f...d up); then when verbally given the total, starts digging in the wallet or purse for the payment resource. Usually a long search.

WTF? Unawareness of any consideration for anybody?

Man, I agree. And these people reproduce. The gene pool needs attention.

 

[Bam Bam]

Man, I agree. And these people reproduce. The gene pool needs attention.

I always say "The gene pool needs more chlorine, the waters getting nasty"! lol

 

[machinedrummer]

Buy a Tesla and fill up at home.

 

[Fugum]

I always say "The gene pool needs more chlorine, the waters getting nasty"! lol

That's funny, I always say the gene pool has a little too much chlorine.

 

[Fordfella]

Try entering I-10 East at exit 100. The lead car always goes down the on ramp at 30-40 miles an hour. By the time they need to merge with traffic doing 70 they're pulling a train like a Bourbon Street hooker. Leaving those behind scrambling to merge. This may be a Lafayette only phenomenon. Your mileage may vary...."Punch it Margaret!!"

 

[Fugum]

Nope, it's like that all over. It's almost as if they don't know the merge lane is too get up to the same speed as traffic

 

[Abby Normal]

they're pulling a train like a Bourbon Street hooker. ..."Punch it Margaret!!"

Fordfella you do have a way wit words.
I know when I get on I-10 at Gramercy I have to slow down to do the speed limit.

 

[IBWP]

TRIVIALITY - JUST BITCHING

My time is ONLY important to me- I KNOW!
...BUT!... when I'm in a hurry, why am I (almost) always behind one of these stupid A..H...'s?
Have you put up w/ this?

Gas line at Sam's. Sit in a line of 5-8 vehicles waiting for pump access. AH immediately ahead gains access ... been sitting there, at least 5 minutes, heavily "flows" out the door and waddles to the gas pump... then digs for wallet, or the purse, for cards needed to buy gas. Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?!

Surprise! It's their turn! WTF they doin' while waiting? Removing excess navel lint?

Same thing in grocery checkout line. Fat ass broad with a double cart load ( no offense - could be slim, ugly, attractive... or "other" gender) hawkishly watches cashier SCAN EVERY ITEM (the computer may be f...d up); then when verbally given the total, starts digging in the wallet or purse for the payment resource. Usually a long search.

WTF? Unawareness of any consideration for anybody?

Other people can’t stand the wait either. Often I am the one the other customers get impatient with. I try to carefully put my items on the conveyor belt leading up to the cashier, and someone behind me shoves all their stuff on the conveyor overlapping mine. The they stand far too close behind me and stare at the back of my head, like the guy at the traffic light who beeps his horn the second it turns green.

 

[T-Rigger]

Other people can’t stand the wait either. Often I am the one the other customers get impatient with. I try to carefully put my items on the conveyor belt leading up to the cashier, and someone behind me shoves all their stuff on the conveyor overlapping mine. The they stand far too close behind me and stare at the back of my head, like the guy at the traffic light who beeps his horn the second it turns green.

Yeah... them both too have a way about them.

 

[T-Rigger]

Try entering I-10 East at exit 100. The lead car always goes down the on ramp at 30-40 miles an hour. By the time they need to merge with traffic doing 70 they're pulling a train like a Bourbon Street hooker. Leaving those behind scrambling to merge. This may be a Lafayette only phenomenon. Your mileage may vary...."Punch it Margaret!!"

Not just Lafayette... some folks have bad merge genes. I think George Carlin authored that description.

 

[Fordfella]

Fordfella you do have a way wit words.
I know when I get on I-10 at Gramercy I have to slow down to do the speed limit.

Don't know why I remember "Punch it Margaret" from 30+ years ago, but, here it is!

 

[mod1911a]

I get ya T-Rigger. And it's not just lines at the grocery or gas stations. We're surrounded by ignorant, inconsiderate, self-absorbed morons any time we leave the house.
I tell my wife, it's a good thing I'm not 6'8" and 300 lbs, else I'd be in jail for slapping the s**t out of at least one A-hole every day.

 

[Fordfella]

I get ya T-Rigger. And it's not just lines at the grocery or gas stations. We're surrounded by ignorant, inconsiderate, self-absorbed morons any time we leave the house.
I tell my wife, it's a good thing I'm not 6'8" and 300 lbs, else I'd be in jail for slapping the s**t out of at least one A-hole every day.

Just one?

 

[BluewaterLa]

Just one?

He did specify ''at least one''

 

[mod1911a]

He did specify ''at least one''

Haaahahahaha. Good eye.

 

[Kraut]

A guy that used to work for us referred to such people by their scientific name, Goofus amongus.