Years ago while I was a young college student trying to make a few bucks wherever I could. I worked as a substitute teacher. Being only a few years out of high school myself I was often mistaken for a student. Relieving myself in the men's room between classes a couple students light up in a stall. I grab one in each hand and march them to the office.A guy on the witness stand was being harshly interrogated by the defense was asked, "if he was there when she bit the officers ear off?", he said " no". So the defense was about to rest when the witness said, " but I was there when she spit it out!".