You know you're sick...

[Suburbazine]

When you stand outside and get chills.

Is it flu season or something?

 

[Tulse Luper]

When you stand outside and get chills.

Is it flu season or something?

It's most likely dengue fever.

 

[Yrdawg]

Or maybe just malaria

 

[Suburbazine]

It's most likely dengue fever.

I'm breathing blood. Is that a bad thing?

 

[Tulse Luper]

I'm breathing blood. Is that a bad thing?

It's fine.

 

[Yrdawg]

Consider Article 115 UCMJ........

Malingering can be serious

 

[T-maggot]

I had some sort of flu last week that I thought I shook after two days. Turns out that it caused middle ear infections days later. Nearly finished the meds now, but still can't hear much.