You must have spent your 6 years in the kitchen pealing potatoes.
Of course you would never admit you are wrong...
Do you have experience working at Angola, or do you just like getting cavity searched on the weekend?
You must have spent your 6 years in the kitchen pealing potatoes.
Okay, that is Internet gold.
Actually laughed out loud.
Okay, that is Internet gold.
Actually laughed out loud.
If for one second you don't think someone has ever keistered a pen, you need to think again.
There you go, making assumptions.
Have no doubt that someone suitcased a pen as contraband.
But "ass pen" is just funny to me.
Lighten up.
I know this to be a fact as i was not when I visited someone on behalf of his mother. I had to fill out a card / sheet way before so they did some check on me before i was able to visit! I did so as his mother was a friend of my wife/neighbor. She did nit want to see him like that! But was worried about him and condition. I was able to tell her how he was and tell her. Also bring him packs unopened T shirts ect. as well as put $ on his account.Don't be a douchebag.
Visitors do not have to submit to a cavity search.
The girl can visit her mother unmolested if she so chooses.