They would be absolutely stupid to do that,
Agree... (my post was tongue and cheek) Before all this he was running a web site dedicated to modding Motorola cell phones and such. From that to all this: I really think this kid got caught up in going from Geek to Sheik. And how much liberty do you think he's taking describing how the Sheriff is going to happily turn over a parish permit to him. He's got a serious case of self-importance.