Dumbest thing heard in a "gun shop"

[dougstump]

I walked into Clarks in Bossier City one time; the salesman was helping a lady pick out a pistol as she had just gotten her concealed permit. She was looking at the Kel-tec .32 and she couldn’t understand why it comes in different colors; they had a black and a blue one. Sensing the salesman’s frustration, I walked over and said, “It’s simple. One is for formal and one is for casual.” The lady replied, “Then I really need to buy two guns?” Then she proceeded to buy both pistols. I damn near bit my tongue off!

 

[cookiemonster]

"You got clips for dat HiPernt fo' nickels?"
"We've got... some, for a few different calibers-- but they cost more than just a few nickels."
"Word, how much dey cost?"
"What caliber-- let me see if I have it."
"Fo' nickels."
"Fo... What?"
"Fo' nickels-- that fo'-five, y'heard me?"
"GTFO of the shop."

Okay, that last line was made up-- but it's what I hoped to hear...

That's funny, I have a new term I can use now. Lol

 

[Pace]

I had to share this....

I was in a store in Metairie one time, and the clerk was showing a new LEO recruit (not sure which department, probably JP) the different pistols that were approved for duty. He picked up a glock, and showed it to her. When she handed it back to him, he racked the slide, stuck his palm directly in front the barrel, and pulled the trigger. I walked out, don't think I've been back since.


I was browsing at academy one time, and the clerk was showing a mother with her teenage son several different pistols. He pulled out a 1911 and said something inaccurate about it (can't remember what), then he grabbed a glock and proceeded to say that it wasn't a safe gun to have because it didn't have any kind of safety on it.

WOW! 2 funnies in one post! (racked the slide, stuck his palm directly in front the barrel, and pulled the trigger). Good grief!
As far as the 1911 platform versus the Glock "safe action", I prefer the 3 internal safeties of the Glock that requires no user intervention.

 

[Pace]

Guy was looking at a .380 ay academy clerk said ".380 wnt do much except **** someone off." customer replies "well ill jst **** em off to death"
I thought that was funny.

Absolutely Priceless!