Favorite Quote?

[girl1911]

I sense a "need for speed"

only won a few time

 

[saint451]

Josey Wales: "When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie: "I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

The Outlaw Josey Wales - 1976

 

[TecheTitan]

"**** poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!" - unknown

 

[MyTFAL]

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so f**kin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

 

[Vermiform]

*All combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments"

And also -

"Stan, get with it. I read the first draft of the Warren Report and it says Kennedy was killed by a drunk driver."

– Connie Brean (Robert DeNiro) – Wag The Dog

 

[girl1911]

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.


No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’. – Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder lol

 

[girl1911]

lol love this one hahahah


"I know that son-of-a-bitch is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me"!

 

[nolaradio]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Expert684]

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.
Will Munny

I'm Will Munny and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
Will Munn

Clint Eastwood Unforgiven.

 

[Gus McCrae]

Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop

Has it ever occurred to you, Woodrow; that all the work we done was for the bankers? Hell, we killed off everybody made this country interestin'!

What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded

 

[JR1572]

Al Swearengen (Deadwood): Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or xxxxxxx beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

JR1572

 

[Aussiecajun]

On the shores of tyranny You crashed a human wave Paying for my freedom With your lonely unmarked graves-Iron Maiden

 

[Hattrick 22]

God give me patience because if you give me strength im gonna kill this motherf*%&er...

 

[oleheat]

Two from The Duke


*I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." (From "The Shootist")




*Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.* (From a 1971 interview)

 

[Ritten]

"I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what??'"

 

[Vermiform]

"I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates when he said, 'I drank what??'"

Real Genius

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[MyTFAL]

I better be I'm wearing his underwear....

 

[Ritten]

"See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great." - Lane Myer

 

[Mojo Rider]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 

[Emperor]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

This is the best! It started the erosion of any morals the entire system of U.S. Government may have had left or had any shot at redeeming. Is it any wonder that liberal douches love this immoral, criminal, lying repbrobate?