Favorite Quote?

[Aussiecajun]

Ill believe that when my sh!t turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbert.
Drop your coat and touch your toes, I'ma show you where the wild goose goes. Both from Super Troopers

 

[cableguy]

"Grab me another beer Dragon Lady"
~Walt Kowalski

 

[Aussiecajun]

The core principle of freedom, is the only notion to obey.
Be the broken or the breaker, be the giver or the undertaker-Both from Dimmu Borgir-Gateways

 

[Mojo Rider]

Ill believe that when my sh!t turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbert.
Drop your coat and touch your toes, I'ma show you where the wild goose goes. Both from Super Troopers

Ha! The funniest movie ever. So many great quotes I wouldn't know where to begin......







Meow

 

[Aussiecajun]

Ha! The funniest movie ever. So many great quotes I wouldn't know where to begin......







Meow

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

 

[Leonidas]

*Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.* (From a 1971 interview)

It's on his tombstone, too.


How 'bout:

"Where did you find these peckerwoods?" - John Wayne

 

[oleheat]

It's on his tombstone, too.

That's right! I had forgotten that....


How 'bout:

"Where did you find these peckerwoods?" - John Wayne

Lots of good ones involving him, for sure.



"You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake; You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight."

(From Big Jake, of course)

 

[tikanni]

I am the one who has all the facts of evidence

Everything on the forum is diluted with rumors, lies, suppositions and silly nonsense that has nothing to do with the material facts of evidence

Best quote EVER!!!

 

[Mojo Rider]

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak".
~Ted Nugent

 

[Johnny rebel]

While I did not attend his funeral I did send a letter of approval - Mark Twain.

 

[Paintball]

I don't think there is a thread for this, but being a forum there may be.
I'm on a bit of a Tolkien kick at the moment. Two of my favorite quotes are:
(that's actually a movie quote-- not Tolkien, iirc)
and
What are your favorite quotes from books/movies/historical figures?

“Never laugh at live dragons.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
“Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
Best Tolkien quote: “Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

"Truly, I say to you, this day you will be with me in paradise."

Best ever for the repentant believer.

 

[oleheat]

"I know it may appear from the sidelines that, 'Oh, this guy has lost his mind' and that might be true, but the truth of the matter is we are operating with a set of circumstances and criteria that are in flux."

-Who else, but Les Miles?

 

[returningliberty]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING PRIVATE??? CHOKE YOURSELF!!"
-Drill Sgt. Bowman, Ft. Knox KY circa 2005

 

[deuxlatch]

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate" - author unknown
"I won't tolerate rude behavior" - Lonesome Dove
"He did what in his cup?" - Mater
"Boy I'm 'bout to put somthing on you that Ajax won't take off" - My Daddy
"Life was not meant to be lived to simply enter the grave in a perfectly preserved state, but rather sliding in sideways, torn and tattered saying "Holy $h!t what a ride" - author unknown

I also like any quote by R. Lee Ermy!

Carry on.

 

[jjb518]

the first 15 minutes of FULL METAL JACKET

 

[mprice]

Reread this the other day -

"People who claim to know jackrabbits will tell you they are primarily motivated by Fear, Stupidity, and Craziness. But I have spent enough time in jack rabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull lives; they are bored with their daily routines: eat, f**k, sleep, hop around a bush now and then....No wonder some of them drift over the line into cheap thrills once in a while; there has to be a powerful adrenalin rush in crouching by the side of a road, waiting for the next set of headlights to come along, then streaking out of the bushes with split-second timing and making it across to the other side just inches in front of the speeding front wheels*

Hunter S. Thompson

(you might want to rethink what you're doing when Hunter S. Thompson and Kurt Vonnegut start to make sense - MP)

 

[dglough]

I love this.

"Don't mess with an old guy - he'll just kill you."
"Biker Bill" Collins
Snug Harbor Lounge
Pensacola, FLA
1972

 

[Sin-ster]

"Whoever said 'winning isn't everything,' never won anything."
-- Mia Hamm

 

[Paintball]

"I'd rather be a smartass than a dumb one" - Paintball

 

[JCcypress]

"My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate."