Favorite Quote?

[autogateman]

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.


Blazing saddles

 

[corey d]

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. clint smith.

 

[Hattrick 22]

"Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law, and repeat after me I AM FREE..."


V- from v for vendetta.

 

[Darkwolf99]

A few from Hal Moore in "We Were Soldiers"

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: They attack us; no casualties. They run and hide in the mountains. Naturally we chase them, of course. Smell like an ambush to you?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: If they're trying to get us close enough to kill, I rekon we'll be close enough to kill them
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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.
2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.
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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God

 

[McMedic]

Commander B: Who are you?

MI6 Man: I'm the one they let fly around in an unmarked chopper with a gun in my pocket. You can call me MFWIC.

Commander B: "MFWIC"?

MI6 Man: M*********** what's in charge!

 

[simplepeddler]

Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
Forrest Gump

 

[bayouthunder]

The grass may lock greener on the other side of the fence, due to the amout of bulls-th on the other side of the fence.

 

[Robbie]

Quit being a bitch and pick the **** up.

I thought your were "sugarbug", not "bitchbug"

jasonj5313

 

[Sugarbug]

Quit being a bitch and pick the **** up.

I thought your were "sugarbug", not "bitchbug"

jasonj5313

.....

 

[Neil09]

Quit being a bitch and pick the **** up.

I thought your were "sugarbug", not "bitchbug"

jasonj5313

Lmao

 

[Robbie]

Oops.

.....

 

[Hattrick 22]

You must think your hot **** in a champagne glass but, your really just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!

-The Monarch

 

[Paintball]

"Washington is gripped by crab-in-the-bucket syndrome. And there's no cure in sight. Put a single crab in an uncovered bucket, and it will find a way to climb up and out on its own. Put a dozen crabs in a bucket, and 11 will fight with all their might to pull down the striver who attempts escape." - Michelle Malkin

 

[tas745]

*Winning is not a sometime thing, it is an all the time thing. You don’t do things right once in a while…you do them right all the time.* Vince Lombardi

 

[Lckstcknbrrl]

Lord, make me fast and accurate
let my aim be true
and my hand faster than
those who would seek to destroy me
grant me victory over my foes
and those who wish to do harm to me and mine
let not my last thought be
if i only had my gun;
and lord if today is truly
the day you call me home,
let me die
in a pile of empty brass!!

 

[AustinBR]

Let's get this bumped back up:

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it is who is going to stop me."

"If you are tired of starting over, stop giving up."

 

[Neil09]

You gone learn today..


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[JR1572]

I have no notable experience of significance with it, but I had a lot of successful COD hours running it Honestly though in COD a red dot is a little nicer since it takes up less of the screen.

This is my favorite one from today.

JR1572

 

[Vermiform]

You gone learn today..


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Awesome! Alright, Alright, Alright!

 

[bonewagon]

"Those who anger you have power over you" Don't know who to attribute saying to.

"A wet bird never flies at night" Author unknown

"If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly" Again, don't know who to attribute saying to.