Names

[BUSTER48]

Here's a few:
Nosmoking (No Smoking); Lemonjelo (Lemon Jello); Shitthead pronounced ShiTHead; Pajamas pronounced Pa-ja-may-as.

 

[bs875]

I mean, recently on fox news I heard about a group of African American teens who were wading in a river when something happened and they all drowned. The family was devastated of course. But the news story continued, and said how something like 79% of African Americans either can't swim or are very poor swimmers.

That was in Shreveport.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=12913872

 

[Leadslugga]

The victims had some interesting names.

Off topic, but WHY would to go INTO A RIVER if you CANNOT SWIM?

I mean teenagers are stupid, but their parents were there too, and the parents could not swim!

Swimming should be taught at public schools. It should be a mandatory part of the curriculum. It isn't really all that hard just to learn how to stay afloat, and it could save lives, probably more than the bogus CPR instruction they give in high school which would probably do more harm than good if we tried to use it.

 

[Bayoupiper]

I dont have that one, pm me the dl,

I'll have to go dig it up.




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[W1nds0rF0x]

A friend that was a BR LEO once brought in a guy from the Clinton area named "Delicious Peters" (he made a copy of the guys' license to show around).

Urban myths. Those kids Oranjello, Lemonjello and Pajamas must have gone to school on 15 different states and for 25 years. Mr. Peters, if he's stil lalive lives in the Denham Springs Walker area and worked at that Lumber company that's just past the Parish line. He at one time was listed in the phone book but had to for obvious reasons get an unlisted number. I suppose it's possible, but I have some doubt as to whether he's ever been arrested in Clinton.

 

[oleheat]

I don't believe the man named Delicious Peters is a joke. I remember my Dad talking about his turmoil years ago, saying he lived in the Walker area.....

If it's a hoax- someone went through a lot of trouble.

Peters, Angel P

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[jgreco15]

I used to work at a dry cleaners in high school and parts of college. We used to have this timmid white man in his mid 40's come in and tell us his name was "Jay". Some of the customers opted to open a credit account which required a copy of the drivers license. His real name on his drivers license was Off, Jack Heath. This is why he goes by Jay.

Also, I have a habbit of reading the arrest reports in the Daily Advertiser to see if anyone I know ended up in the locker. About 3 months ago I saw a woman listed for OWI and illegal lane change. Her name was something like Lajiniqua Marijuana Anderson. I assumed it HAD to be a misprint but I think that was her name.

 

[W1nds0rF0x]

I don't believe the man named Delicious Peters is a joke. I remember my Dad talking about his turmoil years ago, saying he lived in the Walker area.....

If it's a hoax- someone went through a lot of trouble.

Oh I know he's not, I know of people who met him before.

 

[Leadslugga]

I used to work at a dry cleaners in high school and parts of college. We used to have this timmid white man in his mid 40's come in and tell us his name was "Jay". Some of the customers opted to open a credit account which required a copy of the drivers license. His real name on his drivers license was Off, Jack Heath. This is why he goes by Jay.

Also, I have a habbit of reading the arrest reports in the Daily Advertiser to see if anyone I know ended up in the locker. About 3 months ago I saw a woman listed for OWI and illegal lane change. Her name was something like Lajiniqua Marijuana Anderson. I assumed it HAD to be a misprint but I think that was her name.

Marijuana could be a legitimate name for a hispanic person, as in Spanish it simply means "Mary-Jane," but something about her first and last name suggest to me that she was not hispanic.

 

[BUSTER48]

Here's one for ya. Years ago I was working at a small retail outlet when in walks a very attractive, well dressed young lady, she saunters up to the counter, puts out her hand and exclaims "Hi, my name is Caress Cox, I work for so and so distributors....." I bit my lip till it bled. I still have her business card as a matter of fact.

 

[hunter5567]

I had a neighbor by the name of Hardy Beaver. I saw another dri
ver's license with the last name of Dickless but prounounced Dickles.
Also anotkid by the name of Test u Cleses but guess how to spell it--testicles.

 

[herohog]

I know for a fact that "Nosmoking", "Lemonjello" and "Orangello" have been used by people in Schumpert Hospital Neo-natal intensive care as a relitive of mine worked there and saw them herself. At a huge concert in Bermingham, AL, I heard a mother call her kids "Aquaneta" and "Finalneta" (Aquanet and Finalnet hairspray). If you read the Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated Blog, he reports the latest batch of "interesting" names that week/day/whenever. Example:

The Name Game #245

Richard & Kelli H. present a new son, little Josai Kavan. Seems to me that if you’re going to pull up a biblical name, you’d use a biblical spelling. I must be wrong, though, because Terrell & Tabitha H. show their son, little Zachairah Terrell Lynn.

Jason & Carissa M. name their son as the offspring of a German cabbage, giving us little Kohlson Ty.

Darkus (!) S. & Teasha (!) W. bring their little daughter, Nevaeh Leeann. “That’s “Heaven” spelled backwards!” “oh yeah? Try “diputs ssabmud”, then!”

Miss Laken M. has a baby girl, little Marley Alise. We don’t know if she named her daughter after a reggae legend or a big yellow dog in a recent movie. By the way, know what a Jamaican says when he runs out of ganga? “De music sucks, mon!”

Justin S. & Laken (!) M. present their son, little Rylee Ray, because NOTHING says “masculine: like a name ending in two “e’s”.

Robert R. & Mariah D. bring their daughter, little Ava Monae. As in “You ava monae?” “No, I gots a Louisiana Purchase card, Medicaid, Section 8 housing and WIC.”

Justin & Lauren C. name their son after Gary, whoever he is, giving us little Garyson Wayne.

Travis H. & Diana C. chose a random last name for their son’s first name, giving us little Conner Thomas.

John & Rachel D. saved a letter with their son, little Jaxon Ried. and yes, I double-checked the spelling of that middle name.

Miss Brandi (with an “i”!) W. shows her baby girl, and since that “first name ending in “i”" worked so well with her, she tries it on her daughter, little Tayli Faith. Baby daddy? Strangely absent.

Shannon & Heidi R. twist a last name and come up with a first name for their new son, little Landyn Todd.

Miss Manuella V. figures that a bit of extraneous punctuation is what her baby girl needs, so we have little La’Dara Virgie. Apparently that’ll make up for the missing daddy’s name.

Miss Kizzie (anyone know where that name came from? Buehler? Anyone?) P. has the same idea about punctuation and tags her baby boy with M’Kenzie Elijah.

 

[david mitchell]

My favorite is Craven Morehead.

 

[leVieux]

"Belligerent", Ischemia Grey, LemonJello, Awahanna Jerkett, "Baby Boy", Chardonnay, Moron-ette, & Felon.

My Mother taught elementary in Morse, LA in the 1930's, after the 1920's floods. She had second graders named Submarine Gauthreaux and HighWater Abshire, first cousins, born during the floods.

The "Nosmo King" was common in Louisiana years ago. The state law required that a big red sign be posted, wherever flammable anesthetic gasses may be used, that said: "NO SMOKING" (in great big letters), with a litle "By order of the Louisiana Fire Marshall" at the botom. Of course, all OB delivery rooms had that sign. When big Mama would ask "Doctor, what can I name my baby?; that big sign was staring us in the face. That was also back when the Rev. Dr. M.L. King was becoming very popular.

Now, we are seeing Viagra and Cialis. There was a "Benadryl" a while back.

leVieux

 

[BobKaro]

I saw another driver's license with the last name of Dickless .

Is this true?

 

[DuckYou]

Shithead, a friend of mine went in to teach her first class, and thought the teacher was playing a joke on her. She whispered how to pronounce it in her ear when she was doing roll call.

 

[edman87k5]

Cant forget demon, pronounced de-mon.
As for the myth comment, my wife is a teacher and both her parents are in the school system, the names I listed are all first hand accounts of students. Every year they get a new batch of retarded parents.....and their kids.

 

[oleheat]

Here's one for ya. Years ago I was working at a small retail outlet when in walks a very attractive, well dressed young lady, she saunters up to the counter, puts out her hand and exclaims "Hi, my name is Caress Cox, I work for so and so distributors....." I bit my lip till it bled. I still have her business card as a matter of fact.

That sounds like a "screen name".....LOL

 

[bs875]

I used to work at a dry cleaners in high school and parts of college. We used to have this timmid white man in his mid 40's come in and tell us his name was "Jay". Some of the customers opted to open a credit account which required a copy of the drivers license. His real name on his drivers license was Off, Jack Heath. This is why he goes by Jay.

That reminds me, my grandfather knew a guy growing up whose name was John Hoff and everyone called him Jack. He said no one thought a thing of it. A different time I guess.

 

[Mjolnir]

The victims had some interesting names.

Off topic, but WHY would to go INTO A RIVER if you CANNOT SWIM?

I mean teenagers are stupid, but their parents were there too, and the parents could not swim!

Swimming should be taught at public schools. It should be a mandatory part of the curriculum. It isn't really all that hard just to learn how to stay afloat, and it could save lives, probably more than the bogus CPR instruction they give in high school which would probably do more harm than good if we tried to use it.

Can't vouch for the claimed stats but my dad and I had a conversation on this very topic today. He's kinda guilty of this so I pinch him from time to time on it. There are those who consider some behaviors and interests "White" and a Black person would have to be "crazy" or "different" to indulge in it. Swimming doesn't really fall into this category but you won't see many Blacks swimming probably due to (A) Socio-Economics and (B) Culture. If they can spend the money to do other so-called "Black" things they could easily go to the YMCA and teach their kids or have their kids taught to swim.

I'm not the strongest swimmer and I don't float so I'm not going in to save anyone - a man's got to know his limitations. When I competed in judo I swam every other day and I was strong enough in the water to attempt to save someone but the last time I had been swimming regularly was back in 1995. Oh, *I* could make it to shore but I'm not about to try to help you as we'd both drown. But since I've not been swimming regularly you'll not find me playing in anything other than a swimming pool and not too far from the sides if in deep water.

The "joke" is that the water gods don't like strange names and pulls you under so "Bif" is equally as screwed as "Lemonjello".