Old guys crack me up

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The wife and I were at Walmart today picking up a present for my oldest daughter's 18th birthday. WHile we are at the counter, a gentleman that had to be close to 80 comes kind of crowding his motorized buggy between me and the electronics counter. I just look at him because what else are you really going to do with an older guy? Fellow looks at me and asks if that is my wife with me. Says he needs to ask her something. Of course I figured it would be what is she doing with me, or something like that. Now that he has the attention of about 5 of us in the area, he says "If I say you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" The guy behind the counter just kind of froze while my wife looked shocked. All I could do was laugh at the guy because of his age. We stood there talking for a few moments and my wife never did manage to say much. Made for a fun day giving her a hard time about it.

 

[sandman7925]

Old people can get away with anything

 

[Trey@IG]

ya i cant wait till im old enough to do that kind of stuff and not get knocked out

 

[fr3nchy524]

ha ha ha....

 

[Gator 45/70]

Hmmm..No not really...I was looking at propane generator's about a month ago ..When this old dumb azz eased up behind me and when i stood up..He yell's Boo in my left ear...I back handed him...He needed it...

Old people can get away with anything

 

[Russo]

My grandpa cannot go back to Walmart cause he told the manager he has too my niggas working there.. my grandpa is 84.. no I do not condone his actions,lol

 

[oldman45]

Yep, us old guys can do that. We can get away with sexual comments. We also get a lot of offers from the middle age housewives. Of course we get offers from the young ladies as well but they usually contain words like money, cost, and travel.

Being old has it's advantages.

 

[mikepizz]

what are we considering old. When I was a kid and I saw someone my age now (54), hell, I thought they were old. hahahahah

 

[JWG223]

Old people can get away with anything

Anyone feeble can. My co-workers get their vag, boobs, and arse grabbed more times than strippers by all the sick old perverts in the hospital.

 

[Jester]

what are we considering old. When I was a kid and I saw someone my age now (54), hell, I thought they were old. hahahahah

I woke up old one day...

 

[4sooth]

Define "old".

 

[Golden-Eagle]

Old to me is a well deserved Retirement. The rate I am going, I will never get old.

 

[CEHollier]

Pics of your wife. Or it didn't happen.

 

[Skiney]

Old Folks RULE!!!!....

My grandpa cannot go back to Walmart cause he told the manager he has too my niggas working there.. my grandpa is 84.. no I do not condone his actions,lol

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[Guate_shooter]

Shut an old lady almost ran my ass over the other day w the motorized basket scooter, then the ...... just laughs and screams "its YOUR fault for not moving out of my way"

Made me wish they had an ON/OFF button on the damm thing just to give her a little pay back ................

 

[oleheat]

The wife and I were at Walmart today picking up a present for my oldest daughter's 18th birthday. WHile we are at the counter, a gentleman that had to be close to 80 comes kind of crowding his motorized buggy between me and the electronics counter. I just look at him because what else are you really going to do with an older guy? Fellow looks at me and asks if that is my wife with me. Says he needs to ask her something. Of course I figured it would be what is she doing with me, or something like that. Now that he has the attention of about 5 of us in the area, he says "If I say you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" The guy behind the counter just kind of froze while my wife looked shocked. All I could do was laugh at the guy because of his age. We stood there talking for a few moments and my wife never did manage to say much. Made for a fun day giving her a hard time about it.

Pretty sure he stole that line from The Bellamy Brothers.

 

[drumz2129]

Shut an old lady almost ran my ass over the other day w the motorized basket scooter, then the ...... just laughs and screams "its YOUR fault for not moving out of my way"

Made me wish they had an ON/OFF button on the damm thing just to give her a little pay back ................

Grab the power cord on the back of the thing and tie it to the nearest immovable object like a pole or shelving unit.

 

[CrkdLtr]

Grab the power cord on the back of the thing and tie it to the nearest immovable object like a pole or shelving unit.

^ This

 

[JWG223]

Grab the power cord on the back of the thing and tie it to the nearest immovable object like a pole or shelving unit.

People that act like that don't care. She would just get a rolling start and the cord would rip out and she would continue on with her shopping without a care in the world.

 

[BUSTER48]

I find that sort of **** to be unacceptable. It’s disrespectful to both the husband and wife. Just because you are old, you don’t get a free pass to act like a ****ing letch.