So I caught a coon...*THE SAGA CONTINUES*

[mickey]

Sorry to pick at ya, but I had to man!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kengel2]

Is this your house? Id bring them to the buffer zone.

 

[artabr]

Is this your house? Id bring them to the buffer zone.

Now THAT's a coon problem.



Art

 

[oleheat]

"Please- For God's sake, do something about this F#*King coon problem! You're killin' me over here!!"

-Rover

 

[asianpersuasion]

This thread is like wine. It gets better with age

 

[JLouv]

Artist depiction of Speedracer's nightmare last night..

Getting intimate with the wifey...

They're only here to "help"

 

[SpeedRacer]

Who knew there was so many damn raccoon pics on the interweb...

 

[jphilp87]

I have been retained to represent Mr. Rocco Racoon, and would like to call your attention to the fact that the above statement is evidence of a contract, ie., a set of legally enforceable promises.

There is an agreement, in that your offer (quoted above) was accepted by my client.

There is consideration, or a bargained for exhange of value: you agreed to give Mr. Racoon the perpetual use of your master bedroom, and Mr. Racoon agreed to undertake the rigorous challenge of returning overland, unaided.

There is a lawful object of the contract, to wit, the use of your master bedroom.

And there is capacity to contract. As you are of the age of majority, there is no issue with your capacity (the decision to engage a racoon does not rise to the legal level of mental incompetence). One could argue that Mr. Racoon does not have the capacity to enter into a contract, but this is a contract for necessities, ie. lodging. The courts generally allow the enforcement of such contracts for the benefit of the party who otherwise would lack legal capacity to contract.

We expect you to satisfy your obligations under said contract, and hereby put you on notice that we intend to seek an injunction should you make any further attempt at eviction of my client.

LMAO!!!!

I think you have to be in law school/have experienced it to FULLY appreciate the humor in this one!

Thanks Lou! That one made my day.

 

[jphilp87]

I have been retained to represent Ms. Reba Racoon aka Mrs. Rocco Racoon. Although Mr. Rocco Racoon may have strayed a bit, he is still legally married to my client, who is entitled to ½ of everything Mr. Rocco Racoon has under the community property laws of Louisiana. Accordingly, my client will need immediate access to her share of the fine and spacious lodging being provided for by Mr. Speed Racer. My client is on her way over now, thanks to the wonderful map provided on this website.

Further, Mr. Speed Racer, if any harm should come to Mr. Rocco Racoon, please be aware that I have already been given authority by my client to immediately file a wrongful death suit on behalf of her and Mr. Racoon’s 69 children. Proceed at your peril.

Ok... Second most funny thing today... lol... how did I miss this thread yesterday?

 

[SpeedRacer]

Update from the battleground...trap still empty. Seems to be a party going on in the attic space. Lots of movement, and all of my beer is missing.

 

[Buster Hyman]

LOL, there is absolutely no way he made it down 1088 north of the interstate all the way to your house in one night.

I think its one of his cousins, though if you get one of his cousins in a trap, you need to make an example of it.

You can bring it to my parents house in Folsom to do the "deed".

I live in Folsom.....we got enough coons.

 

[TecheTitan]

Update from the battleground...trap still empty. Seems to be a party going on in the attic space. Lots of movement, and all of my beer is missing.

Now this is getting out of control!

 

[JLouv]

oh man...I missed that "beer is missing" post!!!

Might be time to pull out the 10mm and damned the mess it'll make.

 

[Golden-Eagle]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/drunk_raccoon.jpg

 

[JLouv]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/drunk_raccoon.jpg

Fixed it for you.....great pic by the way.

 

[honestlou]

"Please- For God's sake, do something about this F#*King coon problem! You're killin' me over here!!"

-Rover

This one cracked me up!

Oh, and if it wasn't a conflict of interest, I'd be representing that dog in a civil suit!!

 

[Tulse Luper]

Update from the battleground...trap still empty. Seems to be a party going on in the attic space. Lots of movement, and all of my beer is missing.

A pink insulation ghillie suit, some Mini Thins, and pinking shears is what you need.

 

[SpeedRacer]

A pink insulation ghillie suit, some Mini Thins, and pinking shears is what you need.

x 4,873

Don't get me started on idiotic teenage MiniThin stories...

 

[idunno]

That's what I was gonna say, time for a stake-out. Catch the perp in the act and send him to meet his maker.

 

[SpeedRacer]

OPASSHOLECOON Update, 1915 Hours: Upped the ante and placed peanut butter (Peter Pan FTW), cane syrup and sardine mixture in trap. Try to resist that, little blackfaced dickhead.