"Bobby Joe Williams who is the sheriff in the town told reporters about the penalties for those caught twerking. *First time offenders will receive a mandatory 30 days in the county jail. After that it will be a much harsher punishment,* Williams said. *We are taking this matter serious. They’re ain’t gonna be no twerkin’ in my city, not no more.*
24-year-old DeQuincy resident Brandon Adams told reporters he does not agree with the new law. *There is nothing to do in this town, seriously. Twerking is all us kids had left and now they’re taking it away from us,* Adams said. *I don’t see what the big deal is. At least we weren’t out causing trouble, sniffing glue and breaking stuff. I guess we’ll now have to go back to doing that to keep ourselves entertained.*"
I hope this is a joke! Makes Louisiana seem like a bunch of country bumpkin, deliverance, my cousins the judge/sheriff/mayor, gonna run you strangers outta town, dumb asses!
I think I hear the theme to footloose. Don't get me wrong, I think this twerking thing is retarded! There must not be much going on in this little town!