What would you think?

[Cat]

So we're coming up on the completion of our bathroom remodel. Instead of making the builders go outside, since we have a guest bathroom right there, and I've known these guys for years and years... I've let them use the guest toilet. No biggie. Once in a blue moon and all.


But one guy goes in there two or three times. I can time it, ten or fifteen seconds after he closes the door, it locks. He spends a couple minutes, not very long but not a quick pee either. Doesn't ever flush, I don't hear him do anything. It's silent.


He doesn't act strange or high. Or rather, he doesn't act coked out or stoned. But then again, neither do I when I've had Vicodin in the past. But damn. I don't know. Hemorrhoids? I really should ask but I'm honestly not that blunt in real life.


Oh... And honey, yeah. I know. I haven't mentioned this to you yet. I keep forgetting. Eh. It's "D".

 

[SpeedRacer]

Doing drugs or having a wank.

 

[Cat]

Doing drugs or having a wank.

I've thought that exact thing. I'm thinking he's popping pills. BUT, he's outdoors staining and varnishing cabinets more than he's inside where the rest of the crew is.


Wanking is the only thing that makes sense.

 

[SpeedRacer]

I've thought that exact thing. I'm thinking he's popping pills. BUT, he's outdoors staining and varnishing cabinets more than he's inside where the rest of the crew is.


Wanking is the only thing that makes sense.

At this point...whatever gets the job done. Just roll with it.

And for the sake of saving your marriage, maybe even offer a helping hand.

 

[Cat]

At this point...whatever gets the job done. Just roll with it.

And for the sake of saving your marriage, maybe even offer a helping hand.

*shudder*

 

[I.B. Pimpin]

In all seriousness, maybe he's praying. When I'm around others and i need to pray, I go to the bathroom. If he's like me then he needs a clear mind and silence when he talks to God.

 

[Cat]

OKAY. NOT FUNNY!


He's in there making groaning noises.


What The F---!!!

I'm calling my husband. I'm officially floored.

 

[I.B. Pimpin]

OKAY. NOT FUNNY!


He's in there making groaning noises.


What The F---!!!

I'm calling my husband. I'm officially floored.

LOL I guess I was wrong.

 

[dustyk70]

UG.

 

[Trey@IG]

definitely wankin

 

[homeslice]

Asking if "everything coming out okay" just rose to a whole new level.

 

[Emperor]

"Work" Jerk.

I think you have every right to ask him what he is doing in there! If it is a "Work" Jerk, and you don't hear the toiliet flush, where is it going?

 

[Paintball]

 

[Gus McCrae]

Maybe he is constipated and trying to get things going?

 

[Btl_Rkt_Sci]

Maybe it is hemorrhoids. He could just be trying to poo each time he goes in there to no success (hence no flushing of the toilet and the grunting). And when he does **** you can't hear it because he's sitting.

Or he may be doing drugs.

 

[Cat]

Whatever it is, it's lunch and he went home early.

Works for me. It was just slightly disconcerting. LOL

 

[troy_mclure]

Could be kidney stones. Has to ****, but can't. And is extremely painfull. Or he has the clap, same symptoms. Lol

 

[LongGoneDays]

He doesn't seem to be "acting high" because that is how you know him, what he calls "normal".

Buy one of those over the counter **** tests like people buy for their kids haha.

 

[sandman7925]

I'd bet he's just being lazy. I work with a guy that does the same thing. He always has to s^&t when things get complicated.

 

[CEHollier]

WTF kind of people you letting in your house? Damn Cat