Women and their "cycle"

[LongGoneDays]

Usually when a woman is on her cycle, she needs to be left the hell alone. Or if they are like my ex,
they want a man to support them when they are on their cycle.

 

[Ben Segrest]

you picked the wrong woman

 

[Moondew]

Leave flowers and chocolate or whatever then retreat to the "man cave" with a beer, no argument, comment.

Don't question anything that can bleed that many days and still live!

 

[Emperor]

NovaSure! Stop your heavy period and restart your life! NovaSure!

 

[JLouv]

 

[Gator 45/70]

Buy her a bag of weed...Roll her one and have her smoke it...All of it...
Problem solved...

lol...

 

[Cochise]

Buy her a bag of weed...Roll her one and have her smoke it...All of it...
Problem solved...

lol...

That REALLY does work. Seriously.

......erm...not that I would know or anything

 

[SpeedRacer]

Don't try to make sense of it, because you can't. Don't try to fight it, because you can't. Just roll with it. I just hang out in the garage for a week.

 

[Gator 45/70]

It indeed does work...
Year's ago i dated a little gal that would take a toot every now and then...Chilled her ass out !!!! lol..

That REALLY does work. Seriously.

......erm...not that I would know or anything

 

[I_FLY_LOW]

Hold up, more importantly, 1, What is she doing out of the kitchen, and 2, Why aren't you at the shooting range??

 

[moe24]

your first mistake was mentioning or saying anything to her, or for that matter, even being in the same zip code with her during that time. if you must remain in her vicinity, and can not avoid her line of sight, make no sudden moves and do not speak unless absolutely necessary. and then, tell her not the truth, but ONLY what you think she needs to hear, that which will ensure your survival. good luck.

Lmao right on.
Everytime I know my girls on her time,I usally pick up an extra shift at work

 

[Emperor]

This is all great frivolity, but serioulsy; wouldn't all of you just like to punch them when they get started on this s**t?

I mean come on!?!

 

[Renegade]

Just tell her: "Bitch, if I wanted drama, I'd turn on the Lifetime Network. Now, what's for supper?" Then run like hell.

 

[Emperor]

Just tell her: "Bitch, if I wanted drama, I'd turn on the Lifetime Network. Now, what's for supper?" Then run like hell.

I like it when my oldest, who my wife contends has ODD (Oppositional Defaince Disorder) <whatever that is supposed to be ; gets angry cause my wife is going into heat and arguing with him irrationally, he argues back cause he thinks she is picking at him; they both start screaming at me to intervene and make a judgment; and I quickly hide inside of one my many hidden personalities while I fold the paper to the crosswords, and turn up the volume on the TV!

"That's entertainment!"

 

[whitsend]

Just tell her: "Bitch, if I wanted drama, I'd turn on the Lifetime Network. Now, what's for supper?" Then run like hell.

I'm not sure I can run fast enough.

The problem with most of us here is that our girls know how to shoot.

 

[Sugarbug]

Haha. This thread made today much more tolerable. Thanks, guys.

 

[whitsend]

Anything to help a fellow man in dire straits.

 

[LongGoneDays]

Just tell her: "Bitch, if I wanted drama, I'd turn on the Lifetime Network. Now, what's for supper?" Then run like hell.

 

[Gus McCrae]

Sounds like someone screwed up.



Aunt Irma

 

[Cat]

your first mistake was mentioning or saying anything to her, or for that matter, even being in the same zip code with her during that time. if you must remain in her vicinity, and can not avoid her line of sight, make no sudden moves and do not speak unless absolutely necessary. and then, tell her not the truth, but ONLY what you think she needs to hear, that which will ensure your survival. good luck.

Word.