You might be a Mall Ninja if

[Matchgrade]

If loving 511 shorts is wrong. I don't want to be right. (Vocals by Luther Ingram)

 

[Jack]

And if wearing while open carrying inside a feline dojo.

 

[JNieman]

rrrrrrrrrrawr!

 

[Jack]

I can't stop laughing

 

[dirty dan]

The Saga of the mall ninja all began about 10 years ago on the HK91 forum (although later it was claimed to have started on a glock forum -- this is not true, as the original thread in it's entirety contains a commenter, one Trigger643 who happened to be around at that time).

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Holy crap, that's funny stuff.

 

[JWG223]

http://www.popguns.com/badge/ccwbadges.htm

Wow. I don't know what else to say.

 

[ajt2341]

Are you a Mall Ninja if you still have the plastic Junior Detective Badge they gave you when you were 9 years old?

I know a NG unit that got a bunch of those for assisting a PD during one of the hurricane details. Having one is okay, wearing it might be different...

 

[Fred_G]

The mall ninja posts were just hilarious.

 

[dantheman]

I think Nolacop was in favor of CCP badges .