Since this thread will descend into this anyway, here's a memory from way back in the '80's.
I was working on Broad and Canal in New Orleans and for lunch I decided to walk across the street to the McDonalds. Back in the day they had the original fried Mc Chicken sandwich and I must admit it was not bad. Again, back in the day.
So, as I am sitting there by myself in the restaurant I proceed to unwrap my McChicken. As I take my first bite and right across from me at an adjacent table I see a little black kid. He must have been about 4-5 years old. As I am masticating my first bite, I watch in utter horror as the kid grabs the salt shaker and starts to lick at the top like it was a lollipop. And I mean big long wet licks! He was really enjoying it. Well, needless to say; my lunch had abruptly ended.
I have NEVER been able to get that image out of my mind, and absolutely cannot go into ANY fast food restaurant or casual dining restaurant without thinking about that.
Ah, memories!
You masticated in front of a small child??? Monster!!!!!!!
I don't get why people are surprised that fast food sucks. It's the lowest common denominator. The only things I'll ever get from a fast food restaurant are coffee, black, or chicken nuggets. It's pretty hard to screw those up.