The gun is the venerable Rohm RG10 chambered in the ultra powerful .22 short, a round that is extremely effective against the very dangerous rhinoceros beetle and common cockroach. And yes, the $16.95 in the box is the price paid for this fabulous weapon.
The hatchet is to discourage anyone from trying to take the gun away, doesn’t everybody carry one?
The antique wrench is only a precautionary addition to be used to whack the gun in case of a malfunction.
The magnifying glass is used in conjunction with the tactical flashlight (provided by my granddaughter) to locate any of these high power rounds that may be dropped on the floor. The forceps are used to retrieve them.
Everyone knows that the Kit Kat bar is a source of high energy so necessary in times of heightened stress levels.
The pen is a superb defensive weapon and that can also used to document the time of any possible incident as indicated by the pocket watch. The Mickey Mouse watch is to verify the time on the pocket watch. Everyone knows that Mickey doesn’t lie.
The staple remover is another innovative self defense weapon. It is especially effective in hand to hand combat when applied to the BG’s nose, ear lobe or other sensitive body part and can be used in conjunction with the cork screw/ bottle opener combination tool.
The radio can be used to summon help (if someone is on the same frequency and in range) or be thrown at the BG.
The railroad flare is very useful for fending off the BG, lighting the scene after action or in starting a fire to smoke the BG out of flammable cover.
The knife is self explanatory.
The ticket (and I hate this one) has “KEEP THIS COUPON” printed and every time I take it out of my pocket to throw it away, I read this and have to put it right back in. How will I ever rid myself of this diabolical curse?
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