Women and their "cycle"

[Cat]

I'm reading this and she's asking why I'm laughing... what do I do?!

Lie.

 

[3fifty7]

She does it once a month you do it the rest of the time whats the big deal.

 

[SpeedRacer]

She does it once a month you do it the rest of the time whats the big deal.

Masturbate?

 

[Cat]

Masturbate?

You're doing it wrong! Aren't you supposed to be dumb and ask for a bj or something like that? Course, by the sounds of it, Didley wouldn't be here with us tomorrow but, if you live for that high adrenaline rush....

 

[CEHollier]

NEVERMIND

 

[SpeedRacer]

You're doing it wrong! Aren't you supposed to be dumb and ask for a bj or something like that?

Totally irrelevant. Like I explained to my wife...if a guy has sex 365 days a year, he's still gonna wank it. It's just how we roll.

 

[Cat]

Totally irrelevant. Like I explained to my wife...if a guy has sex 365 days a year, he's still gonna wank it. It's just how we roll.

I'm dying laughing right now but my husband would murder me in my sleep if I went further in this conversation.

 

[audioshooter]

My GF thinks bayoushoot her.com is some kind of fetish porn site.

Gun porn. at least the pic threads are

 

[mrsfury]

Y'all had some great responses! I needed a good laugh after the day I had at work with some crazy bitches. Hey, I can laugh at myself because I know women are nuts and of course men are perfect. Love you guys.

 

[Sugarbug]

Y'all had some great responses! I needed a good laugh after the day I had at work with some crazy bitches. Hey, I can laugh at myself because I know women are nuts and of course men are perfect. Love you guys.

Finally... one with some sense.

 

[Mojo Rider]

I know women are nuts and of course men are perfect. Love you guys.

You sound like the most perfect woman in the world...where did you come from and are there more like you somewhere?

 

[Russo]

it could be worse, you could work with your wife all day while she's PMSing, then go home with her....

 

[Cat]

Finally... one with some sense.

LOL. I've always said there would probably be more lesbians in this world but the really smart ones knows we're too much trouble.

 

[Bayoupiper]

NEVERMIND

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.




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[Cat]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.




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See I don't understand that. You hear a guy say it, and you know why they say it. Bicycle seat, straddled, duh... Makes sense, but why don't you hear anyone say they want to be a feminine pleasure device?

 

[Bayoupiper]

See I don't understand that. You hear a guy say it, and you know why they say it. Bicycle seat, straddled, duh... Makes sense, but why don't you hear anyone say they want to be a feminine pleasure device?

I was told that by a lesbian.

 

[Cat]

I was told that by a lesbian.

That she wanted to be a bicycle seat or the other?

 

[Bayoupiper]

That she wanted to be a bicycle seat or the other?

Yes.



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[Cat]

Yes.



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[SpeedRacer]

Makes sense, but why don't you hear anyone say they want to be a feminine pleasure device?

Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!