Favorite Quote?

[oldman45]

Jeff Cooper once said, and I am paraphrasing here:

If a man does not fall when shot, it could well mean that he is not impressed with the caliber gun you are using.

 

[Vermiform]

"If you shoot someone with a .25 and they find out about it, they will be mad as hell." - unknown

 

[Paintball]

"If you shoot someone with a .25 and they find out about it, they will be mad as hell." - unknown

"unknown" has some of the best quotes ever!

 

[Jack]

“He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.”

Brigham Young

 

[Blackhawk]

"In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

 

[sawgrass]

For those who say money can't buy happiness. They aren't shopping where I do.

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[BeerManNOLA]

I have two that come to mind.

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams. - Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka



Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

 

[oleheat]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?





Any of you sumbitches calls me 'Granpa'.....I'll kill ya.





Movies lines....but they stick with you.

 

[CUJOHUNTER]

"There ain't no ham like Birmingham"

 

[Lckstcknbrrl]

Whisper to the listening......Listen to the whispering...

 

[davidd]

The world is full of people who are sorry, but it is sorely lacking in people who know how to be sorry.

 

[royd416]

"No"
-Rosa Parks

 

[P.Willie]

Be professional and courteous with everyone, however have a plan to kill them should the need arise.


All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.

 

[Emperor]

Be professional and courteous with everyone, however have a plan to kill them should the need arise.

Very good, Sir!

 

[LACamper]

"Don't greet the devil good morning until he's knocking at your door."


*A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition*
― Rudyard Kipling

Here's one that seems appropriate right now:
*A Time For Prayer

"In times of war and not before,
God and the soldier we adore.
But in times of peace and all things righted,
God is forgotten and the soldier slighted."

-Rudyard Kipling*
― Rudyard Kipling

 

[Vermiform]

AK-47 - When you absolutely positively got to kill every MF in the room, ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!


Language warning on video: NSFW

 

[Hermit]

"Those who would file the teeth and trim the nails of the sheepdogs,
that the sheep may graze more peacefully in the field, would do well to
remember that the wolves' nails are not blunted, nor their teeth dulled,
by their well intentioned but misguided acts."

Unknown

 

[headcase]

" Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Quote from Blazing Saddles, also used by John Belushi on Saturday Night Live (Killer Bee Scene)

Missquote from "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" staring Humprey Bogart, directed by John Huston

 

[lilshaunsdad]

"These boys packed so much stuff, Hey, they could survive a zombie, nuclear, a-poca-liss"- Si Robertson

"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean of your butt." Si

Whether you're talkin' about bees, dogs or women, Pain can come up on you QUICKLY ... - Si Robertson

"You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways." - Jase

"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." — Si

Beavers are like ninjas. - Si

 

[Vermiform]

"...........then, thou must count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number you shalt count; and the number of the counting shall be, three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!"