charliepapa
Clandestine Sciuridae
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
A black man, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says "good afternoon Mr. President."
You were listening to Walton and Johnson, weren't you?
Funny thing is I normally do, but must have missed this on there. I heard it at the Kenner gun show.A black man, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says "good afternoon Mr. President."
Boudreaux Declares War on the USA
>
> > President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his
> telephone rang.
>
> >
>
> > "Hello, Mr.President Obama," said a heavily accented Cajun
> voice. "Dis' is Boudreaux, down here in Pierre Part. I am callin' to
> tell ya'll dat we declaring war on ya!"
>
> > "Well Boudreaux," Barack replied, "This is indeed important
> news! How big is your army?"
>
> > "Right now," said Boudreaux, "dere's myself, my
> brother-in-law Thib, my next-door-neighbor Troy , and a few of his gator
hunt'n buddies.
> Dat makes eight!"
>
> > Barack paused. "I must tell you Boudreaux that I have one
> million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
>
> > "Wow," said Boudreaux.. " I'll call ya back!"
>
> > Sure enough, the next day, Boudreaux called again.
>
> > "Mr. Obama, de war is on! We got us some infantry equipment!"
>
> > "And what equipment would that be Boudreaux?" Barack asked.
>
> > "We got us two combines, couple of 4 wheelers, a pirogue,
> and Thib's John Deere.
>
> > President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Boudreaux, that I
> have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've
> increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
>
> > "Lord above", said Boudreaux, "Be getting back to ya."
>
> > Sure enough, Boudreaux rang again the next day. "President
> Obama, de war is still on! We got ourselves airborne! Troy fixed his
> ultra-lite wit a couple of shotguns in de cockpit,
>
> > and four vets from the VFW signed up!"
>
> > Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I
> must tell you Boudreaux that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes.
> My military complex is surrounded by
>
> > laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we
> last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
>
> > "Oh Lord," said Boudreaux, "Call you back."
>
> >
>
> > Sure enough, Boudreaux called again the next day "President
> Obama! sorry to tell you dat we done called off de war."
>
> > "I'm glad to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change
> of heart?"
>
> > Well, sir," said Boudreaux, "we all sat down and had a long
> chat over a few beers, and we 'tink dat dere's just no way our wives
> can make enough gumbo to feed two million prisoners."
>
> > LOUISIANA CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
>
> > If you are REALLY FROM LOUISIANA, you won't even need to be
> told to pass this on.
>
> > GOD BLESS LOUISIANA