The morning after the High School Prom a woman gets a text from her daughter:
"Mom, I'm freaking out. I got drunk, I'm at the beach and I got *** in my hair."
Her mother texts back, "I'm really glad you're so open with me. Very often a guy will pull it out of your mouth to shoot on your face and some of it gets in your hair. Just jump in the water, it'll wash right out."
The girl texts back, "Thanks so much for sharing. Mom ... but I meant to type gum."
When did Hollier get the boot??? I totally missed that.