SirIsaacNewton
Well-Known Member
I used to work at a dry cleaners in high school and parts of college. We used to have this timmid white man in his mid 40's come in and tell us his name was "Jay". Some of the customers opted to open a credit account which required a copy of the drivers license. His real name on his drivers license was Off, Jack Heath. This is why he goes by Jay.
Also, I have a habbit of reading the arrest reports in the Daily Advertiser to see if anyone I know ended up in the locker. About 3 months ago I saw a woman listed for OWI and illegal lane change. Her name was something like Lajiniqua Marijuana Anderson. I assumed it HAD to be a misprint but I think that was her name.
I saw that as well. Had me laughing