Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!
you want to be a men's bicycle seat??
Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!
You sound like the most perfect woman in the world...where did you come from and are there more like you somewhere?
She is the most perfect woman in the world. Beautiful, smart, funny and puts up with my ****, that's why I married her. Icing on the cake is that she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan like nobodys business
And you've never wanterd to punch her just once, huh?
I think I am smelling:
I'm just bustng your chops! Good for you, man!
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.
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When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.
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HA!!
I haven't had to deal with visits from aunt flo for going on seven months now....
Downside is that she's getting really fat really fast for some reason.
See I don't understand that. You hear a guy say it, and you know why they say it. Bicycle seat, straddled, duh... Makes sense, but why don't you hear anyone say they want to be a feminine pleasure device?
There is only one thing more deadly than a woman with PMS... Pregnancy hormones will murder you in the middle of a police station without flinching. I wouldn't suggest she's fat.
Huh..???...You've lost me....All i know is that i have...
Stretch mark's behind my ear's...?
Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!
you want to be a men's bicycle seat??
OMG I have tears running down my face and people are staring at me!!!
Mine was so bad I had to volunteer to go to Afghanistan.