Women and their "cycle"

[Cat]

Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!

you want to be a men's bicycle seat??

 

[BUSTER48]

You sound like the most perfect woman in the world...where did you come from and are there more like you somewhere?

She is the most perfect woman in the world. Beautiful, smart, funny and puts up with my ****, that's why I married her. Icing on the cake is that she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan like nobodys business

 

[Emperor]

She is the most perfect woman in the world. Beautiful, smart, funny and puts up with my ****, that's why I married her. Icing on the cake is that she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan like nobodys business

And you've never wanterd to punch her just once, huh?

I think I am smelling:

 

[BUSTER48]

And you've never wanterd to punch her just once, huh?

I think I am smelling:

Never. No, not a pipe dream, just my reality.

 

[Emperor]

I'm just bustng your chops! Good for you, man!

 

[BUSTER48]

I'm just bustng your chops! Good for you, man!

No problem. I didn't take it negatively. Thanks.

 

[jmanrogers]

Be very afraid of anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!

 

[Bosco]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.




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NWS?

 

[SHEEPDOG]

Brother man, when the red river is flowin you have to take the dirt rome home.

 

[JLouv]

HA!!

I haven't had to deal with visits from aunt flo for going on seven months now....


Downside is that she's getting really fat really fast for some reason.

 

[LongGoneDays]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a woman's bicycle seat.

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wut

 

[Cat]

HA!!

I haven't had to deal with visits from aunt flo for going on seven months now....


Downside is that she's getting really fat really fast for some reason.

There is only one thing more deadly than a woman with PMS... Pregnancy hormones will murder you in the middle of a police station without flinching. I wouldn't suggest she's fat.

 

[Mojo Rider]

Where is the seat on a woman's bicycle anyway?

 

[Gator 45/70]

Huh..???...You've lost me....All i know is that i have...
Stretch mark's behind my ear's...?

See I don't understand that. You hear a guy say it, and you know why they say it. Bicycle seat, straddled, duh... Makes sense, but why don't you hear anyone say they want to be a feminine pleasure device?

 

[JLouv]

There is only one thing more deadly than a woman with PMS... Pregnancy hormones will murder you in the middle of a police station without flinching. I wouldn't suggest she's fat.

Honestly, my wife is really really laid back and cool with this one. The first one? Well....

 

[Cat]

Huh..???...You've lost me....All i know is that i have...
Stretch mark's behind my ear's...?

Bobs... Novelties... Come on here, think.

 

[Booseman]

OMG I have tears running down my face and people are staring at me!!!

Mine was so bad I had to volunteer to go to Afghanistan.

 

[Booseman]

Because I'd like to try something different next time. Giggidy giggidy!

you want to be a men's bicycle seat??

 

[Sugarbug]

OMG I have tears running down my face and people are staring at me!!!

Mine was so bad I had to volunteer to go to Afghanistan.

Haha. Your company need any "almost" Navy Officers with a math degree and history of brain surgery? I know it's a niche market, but someone has to fill it.

 

[Booseman]

And they wonder why we dont want them in the Infantry. If shoot the enemy and leave a big hole and keeps walking around bleeding for seven days I am getting the F out of there. Plus, could you imagine the smell after being the field for two weeks without a bath or shower!!!

This is there punishment for taking one of our ribs. The only problem is that GOD did not know what the effect would be at the time. Why do you think there was an immaculate conception, he didn't want to deal with before hand!!